The bible states (in Revelations) that one day an AntiChrist will rise and fool the world into thinking he is Jesus on Earth forcing many to take the Mark of the Beast to buy and sell...even at Walmart. Many feel it is a male figure but they are quite wrong because I am the person who has finally found THE DESOLATE ONE....THE MASTER OF ABORTIONS...LUCIFER'S CHILD AND IT IS...
Taeyeon...
Beware the End of the World is Nigh. Hide your children, hide your wives, stop having anal sex with men. Because the antichrist is coming to town.
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not jizz
I'm telling you why.
Taeyeon's gonna send you to HELL
She fingers your butthole when you're sleeping.
She orgasms when you awake.
She knows when you've had sex with blacks or whites
so douche your vag for goodness sake.
However....some do say that one day The Christ will rise and destroy that motherfucking She Bitch Taeyeon and bring peace to our world and save humankind...and puppies...and unicorns...and dolphins.
The one?
It all makes sense now.
ReplyDeleteWABster for life
ReplyDeleteIt'll be Krisus, won't it.
ReplyDelete#Bonemom
ReplyDeleteHAIL SATAN woah
I'd totally let Taeyeon do all that stuff to me and my asshole, just as every other straight man would.
I feel like it wasn't that long ago that Jessica would have been the devil.
ReplyDeleteOne both, please.
Jessica will cut the evil spirit that possessed Taeyeon with her jaw or something??? #JawShave4Dayz
ReplyDeleteOh lordy, my lust runneth over! I totally see it now; SHE is partially responsible (approximately 1/9th) for getting me into JAV and ramen! Demonic raisins from hell, I rebuke you!!!
ReplyDelete...buuuut, on the other hand, if loving ByunTae is wrong, I don't want to be right! Bring on the Rapture!