Sunday, July 27, 2014

Victoria Deemed Goddess of Asia


This comes as no surprise, as Victoria was deemed Goddess of Asia in a poll. Victoria just allowed it to be a "competition" for the self-esteem of the others even though they had no chance whatsoever.






It is rumored that Victoria was sent from heaven because even God's eyes couldn't handle Victoria's beauty. He figured the Chinese people needed something to marvel at to make up for their shitty government.



In addition to her regal image, Victoria also has the unfair advantage of being cute and sexy.



Victoria even learned the language of the kimchi assholes, showing how much she cares for her fans from Worst Korea.



Victoria is extremely flexible, giving you many ways to fantasize about banging her.



Victoria is so hot that even reliable fancammer drighk couldn't keep the camera steady while he tried fapping to Victoria in public.



Victoria is so hot that even the SHINee members pretended to be straight for 3 minutes and 37 seconds.

So thank you poll for confirming what we already knew.

23 comments:

  1. I'm accepting donations to build her a temple.

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  2. Victoria gives me inspiration to actually participate in p.e. class.

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  3. Meh. I've always preferred the now-disgraced Sulli.

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  4. Did they forget about Fei or something?

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    2. Fei not even nominated lol so her fans cant even vote for her .

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    3. Probably just as well. Fei would have to unfair an advantage.

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    4. Fei is not popular in China. Even Suzy and Jia are more popular than her.

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    5. That's because they are biased toward light skin and can't recognize how delicious Fei's skin tone is.

      It's also because people usually don't like their leaders and she is Lady Wang Fei Fei Queen of China to whom even dragons bow down.

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    6. Fei's not hot enough, tbh.

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  5. She's also smart (which I know is always a top priority of attractiveness for the AKFG crowd) as she is trilingual. Not completely fluent in all three but enough to hold a conversation.

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    1. I will give her
      100% for her mandarin,
      90% for her korean
      60% for her engrish (coz Im biased) haha

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    2. I'll give her 100% since I'm accustom to people speaking broken English. (¬‿¬)

      "Oh I like beach ❤⃛"

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  6. It's funny sometimes how two Chinese girls (Victoria and Fei) are hotter than most Korean girls in Korean music industry.

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    1. The reverse is true as well, two random Korean actresses (say Kim Hee-Seon and Song Hye-Kyo) are hotter than most Chinese girls in film industry...

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    2. @Overshade I have seen tons of hot Chinese actresses.

      @ahjussi Who is?

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  7. meh, she's not that rpetty and has no hips

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  8. Have always preferred Fei honestly. Fei has a more international look while Victoria just looks very typical mainland Chinese.

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    1. Why are typical butthurt kpop fan girls commenting here on a scared place of ANTI - kpopfangirl-ers? And why are they blaming Victoria for Fei's inability to create mass followings, non-marketability, lack of charisma and typical SEAsian looks? lol

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  9. "Victoria is so hot that even the SHINee members pretended to be straight for 3 minutes and 37 seconds. "

    I can't XD I can't breatheeee 😂😂😂

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