Thursday, December 4, 2014

[BREAKING NEWS] Netizens Accuse SNSD of Cyberbullying Yuri?

With all the controversy surrounding SNSD lately, common knowledge would be to expect them to all lay low and reflect on their mistakes. Sadly, like the backstabbing bitches they are (#JUSTICEFORJESSICA #JESSICAWASFRAMED #TAEYEONDIDIT), this was not to be so.

We've received reports that the remaining SNSD members are currently embroiled in a new scandal, this time cyberbullying Yuri.


Kwon Yuri just turned 25 today, and the SNSD members decided to "celebrate" this normally joyous occasion by sharing disgustingly unflattering pictures of the birthday girl on their social media networks.

hyoyeon kim(@watasiwahyo)님이 게시한 사진님,

As of this writing, the three Instagram accounts in question have yet to take down these libelous photos of Yuri. The other 4 remaining members have yet to post any pictures of Yuri.

For her part, Yuri has posted this picture seemingly in response:

A photo posted by @yulyulk on
Caption: Pls no bully #stop

A representative of SM Entertainment who has asked to remain anonymous has come forward with this statement:
The other members have yet to post Yuri pictures because of a very simple reason. They have had many busy and strenuous schedules lately so they probably have not been able to muster up enough fucks to post inane shit like that on their respective social media accounts. We will investigate these reports with the seriousness they deserve. 
Another source close to the girls has come forward saying:
I'm pretty sure none of them gives a fuck about Yuri in general, I'm not surprised. Just last week I saw Yuri crouch down to tie her shoes, and Taeyeon literally tripped over her. Taeyeon just stood up, looked around, and said out loud, 'Who the fuck is responsible for the flooring in this shit building, someone replace that shit before someone else trips on a crack or something.'
I'm also pretty sure I heard Yoona say, 'The only reason I don't have an Instagram yet is because I'd have to follow Yuri's ugly stick thighs on it or people would call me out. Ew, no thanks.'
Netizen response has been predictably negative, most up in arms at this injustice done on Yuri.
1. [+13121. -27] Those fucking fake ass bitches, who the fuck pulls this shit on a girl's birthday?  
2. [+9999, -18] Are you serious? Those trashy sluts , as expected of people who would backstab each other for money.  
3. [+8423, -72] Everyone knows it was only a matter of time before the next member would get bullied out of SNSD. First Jessica, now Yuri. Who's next? I'm just waiting for them to get disbanded already and fuck off. 
4. [+8121. -63] You really expect to get away with this, thinking no one would notice? ㅋ These bitches are just asking for trouble. You can't fool netizens, just who do you think gave you your fame and money in the first place? 
5. [+7880, -54] Expect SM stock to drop again, everyone should just sell their shares while they still have some value.  
6. [+5213, -81] Of course this would happen on her birthday ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Yuri-ah, this oppa feels so sorry this had to happen ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ 
7. [+45, -9812] No way this is real, don't you guys think you're all overreacting over meaningless shit? Remember what happened to T-ara when you all jumped to conclusions about "evidence" of bullying...? Wait never mind, fuck SNSD. 
We'll keep you updated on the progress of this breaking story.


  1. Nice article. I just hope stupid people don't take this seriously and actually start an anti-SNSD campaign.

  2. The one posted by Tiffany looks like one of those creepy smiling man eating giants from "Attack on Titan".

  3. Whatever. I would still fuck Seohyun and Yuri until they start peeing all over

  4. Who needs enemies when you have SNSD LMFAO

  5. 6. [+5213, -81] Of course this would happen on her birthday ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Yuri-ah, this oppa feels so sorry this had to happen ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

    On point xD I see lots of comments like that in NB

  6. Now that they're getting so much negativity, SNSD might start getting good music. Unlike 2NE1, it no longer seems like SNSD will be able to release shitty songs which will sell on brand name alone.

  7. Lol according to Taeyeon, Yuri got her revenge (on one of the few members who didn't post shit, but Taeyeon is a sly fox and always deserve it) by using her ig account to like an ugly photo of her. This is it

  8. They probably aren't doing anything with Yuri because she's an alcoholic and drinking the day away.

  9. You joke, but I know Taeyeon would trip over a bitch on purpose. She's just waiting for the opportunity.

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  11. I found their Instagram updates so f*ckingh funny, it just seems like a joke between friends. Idk what the big deal is, friends do that kind of silly stuff all the time

  12. It's really funny that they did that to Yuri. If this shows anything about their relationship, it shows that they're good friends. You would have to be a real stick in the mud to not find this funny.

  13. A house divided against itself cannot stand.


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