Thursday, December 18, 2014

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 67

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Hello, FISHies. It has been quite a while hasn't it? My apologies (as per usual) for my leave of absence.  But I will not bore you with excuses. I have a bunch of submissions in my inbox (both e-mails and Asks) to sift through, so be ready for plenty of upcoming STFUs! Maybe even an article or two of my own will pop up =D! Haha, but let's not kid ourselves.

Anyways, back to our regularly scheduled articles.

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This week's quote comes from a friend of mine. Who found it. "Found" it. He claims it isn't him. Yeah okay bud. We don't judge here.

Just kidding. We only judge people here. Anyways, now here's 'Wonderwall':



"I keep a dream journal in an attempt to achieve lucid dreams and "virtually" date Nicole. I'm on Day 9 of attempting to have lucid dreams, so far I've had none but I've been failing heavily at doing reality checks. At least my dream recalling ability as improved."

Thank you for your "submission"!

(We all know it was you, man. Don't even try to hide it from me.)

Do you honestly have nothing better to do, fanboy? It must be nice to have that much free time. 

 It satisfies me somewhat knowing that he failed at it though. That is probably the same outcome of all his other hopes and dreams.  


If anyone has submissions for future Stupid Things Fangirls Utter, please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, tweet them to @akf_shinbi, ask them at ask.fm/akfshinbi, or leave them in the comment section below. Remember your rights on this site: anything you say or do here can and probably will be used against you. Thank you, FISHies!
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13 comments:

  1. NoDecember 18, 2014 at 10:11 PM

    I wish I could do lucid dreaming, it sounds great.
    However, I am far to lazy to plan out a several-weeks long self-conditioning.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 18, 2014 at 11:38 PM

    This quote is from TuElite! He eats, sleeps, and breathes all things Nicole Jung. You could probably write a thousand more of these with just his material.

    Original: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/entertainment/98009-korean-music-discussion?page=3027

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    1. ShinbiDecember 18, 2014 at 11:55 PM

      Thanks for finding the real source for me!

      Now I can stop harassing my friend by pretending he is in denial.

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    2. Get Dunked.December 19, 2014 at 5:01 AM

      You like Nicole?

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    3. ShinbiDecember 28, 2014 at 12:18 PM

      Me personally? I never really followed 4minute.

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  3. Nayeon's VibratorDecember 19, 2014 at 5:02 AM

    If people here could lucid dream, they'd probably dream of Shinbi stripping for them.

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    1. zakuDecember 19, 2014 at 5:55 PM

      98% of the people here don't know what she even looks like though??

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    2. ShinbiDecember 28, 2014 at 12:19 PM

      You practically constitute the 2%. And that was an accident >___>"

      Delete
  4. SakiVIDecember 20, 2014 at 8:51 PM

    It never even occurred to me to do this for Jaehyo...

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  5. ULTIMATE FIESTAR FANDecember 30, 2014 at 10:36 AM

    Tried lucid dreaming, damn I died like 10x with 10 seconds intervals.


    t'was fun

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  6. Sogambut Boys ProjkJanuary 1, 2015 at 5:48 AM

    what a n00b. i don't even need to do lucid dream to gain such thing. I've gone through so many shit already with so many ladies.

    the key here is to create an elaborate plan of what kind of story you want to have in your dream and actually wish it will come true. some dreams appear as our deepest desires. you don't actually need to do lucid dream to get such thing.

    ...
    ...
    ...
    Sh...shut up, don't judge me...

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  7. TuEliteApril 26, 2016 at 10:23 AM

    Google'd my username while bored at work. Found this. Proud of myself.

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