Never one to let down the k-pop fan community, Kpopalypse is here to help you in your important quest for k-pop knowledge!
I'm not just making this shit up, by the way. People really are confused by this shit. A simple Google search while researching this topic revealed that the general k-pop fan population is confused as a motherfuck about which Red Velvet member is which at any given moment.
As you can see by the last result, there's speculation that the Red Velvet members may have gotten prettier, and that this may be the cause of the confusion. If you're someone struggling to become a k-pop idol and you're looking at your options for becoming prettier, you basically have two choices:
- Get famous, then become prettier while you are under the public eye, with all the gossip and scrutiny this entails
- Get prettier during your training period when you are safely locked in the dungeon and cameras aren't looking at you
Let's introduce the Red Velvet members one by one so we can help better differentiate them.
JOY
Here's Joy. Joy is from Red Velvet. Her hair has been colour-coded GREEN by SM Entertainment for easy identification purposes, because they knew that you would have trouble with this shit without some help. She has a pretty face, a cute smile (when she's smiling), long hair and big brown eyes. Remember these distinctive features.
IRENE
Here's Irene. Irene is from Red Velvet. Her hair has been colour-coded PINK/RED by SM Entertainment for easy identification purposes, because they knew that you would have trouble with this shit without some help. She has a pretty face, a cute smile (when she's smiling), long hair and big brown eyes. Remember these distinctive features.
SEULGI
Here's Seulgi. Seulgi is from Red Velvet. Her hair has been colour-coded ORANGE/YELLOW by SM Entertainment for easy identification purposes, because they knew that you would have trouble with this shit without some help. She has a pretty face, a cute smile (when she's smiling), long hair and big brown eyes. Remember these distinctive features.
WENDY
Here's Wendy. Wendy is from Red Velvet. Her hair has been colour-coded BLUE by SM Entertainment for easy identification purposes, because they knew that you would have trouble with this shit without some help. She has a pretty face, a cute smile (when she's smiling), long hair and big brown eyes. Remember these distinctive features.
YERI
Here's Yeri. Yeri is from Red Velvet. Her hair has been colour-coded BLONDE by SM Entertainment for easy identification purposes, because they knew that you would have trouble with this shit without some help. She has a pretty face, a cute smile (when she's smiling), long hair and big brown eyes. Remember these distinctive features.
Now that you're fully up to speed on what these girls look like and all their distinctive features that make them look individual and special, you are ready for:
The Red Velvet Identification Test
Question 1: which girl is which? Click the picture for the answer.
Question 2: which girl is which? Click the picture for the answer.
Question 3: which girl is which? Click the picture for the answer.
Question 4: which girl is which? Click the picture for the answer.
Question 5: which girl is which? Click the picture for the answer.
Question 6: which girl is which? Click the picture for the answer.
Question 7: which girl is which? Click the picture for the answer.
Question 8: which girl is which? Click the picture for the answer.
Question 9: which girl is which? Click the picture for the answer.
Question 10:
rumour has it that a member of Red Velvet was a Miss South Korea beauty
pageant contestant. Can you identify her from the photos of the
contestants below? Click the picture for the answer.
If you got all ten questions right, congratulations! You've now mastered the art of identifying the members of Red Velvet! If however you were struggling, feel free to take the test again, share with friends for tips, or search deep inside your soul for the meaning of existence. Good luck!
They're easy to tell apart. Anyone who says otherwise is probably just trolling and/or is retarded.
ReplyDeleteI should have attached a poll to this to allow readers decide my troll/retard ratio.
DeleteI'll bother telling them apart when they release something I want to hear.
DeleteI am sure most of us had confusion at No.9 .. Joy is identifyable easily in all. Seulgi is easy too.
DeleteThey don't even slightly look alike .
ReplyDeleteIt's simple: Joy, Seulgi, Yeri and the other two! What's so hard about it? (Except for my d*** hehe-hehe...)
ReplyDeleteIrene and Wendy are the only ones who have some kind of resemblance. The other three have unique features even among kpop.
ReplyDeleteTrue that, these two bitches had me confused
Delete1) Wendy, Seulgi, Irene, Joy
ReplyDelete2) Joy, Irene, Seulgi, Wendy
3) Joy, Irene, Seulgi, Wendy
4) Joy, Irene, Seulgi, Wendy
5) Joy, Seulgi, Irene, Wendy
6) Wendy, Yeri, Irene, Joy, Seulgi
7) Joy, Yeri, Irene, Seulgi, Wendy
8) *SCREECHES* Seulgi, Irene, Yeri, Wendy, Joy??
9) Wendy, Yeri, Irene, Seulgi, Joy
10) Red Rum
Joy's definitely the easiest to tell apart (especially since she's the tallest), followed by Wendy. Yeri looks the youngest so she's not too difficult. Seulgi and Irene can occasionally be really difficult though.
Seulgi is never difficult for me, Wendy and Irene seem very similar to me, can't tell which is which.
DeleteSeulgi and Joy are easiest to spot, didnt have a problem with these two. Plus Seulgi has a unique smile, with that tight plastic surgery cheeks
DeleteMaybe it's just me who struggles with Seulgi then >.> Regardless, Irene definitely seems to be the member most have trouble with.
DeleteIt's pretty easy and, except for maybe the first week or two, I never had any problem to tell them apart.
ReplyDeleteJoy's the whale face. Would not hit that
Sougly's the one with the ultra fucked up eyes and otherwise bland face. Would not hit that.
Irene's the cute one that sometimes tries to hard to play the shy card. Would cuddle with. And then hit it with the force of a thousand Taeyeons.
Wendy's the one with the dead, deep, black, cold as fuck eyes. But I'd still hit that.
New girl's the new girl. Would hit that.
You are why eyelid surgery happens.
DeleteAbsolutely not, man.
DeleteThe problem with her eyes, for me, aren't that they're almond-shaped, but that they're both basically constantly looking in front of her nose. She is turbo-crosseyed. I can't deal with that.
And the ears.
Question 10 had me rolling.
ReplyDeleteFor me, I pick out Seulgi first because she's the most distinguishable (thus making her the prettiest to me) then Joy because she has a very teenaged look. Irene next because she's the conventionally pretty one. Then Wendy because she's the other conventionally pretty one. I can pick out Yeri for her cute wide-eyed kid features pretty quickly.
ReplyDeleteI see the you are a Joy fan just like me,good choice I just watch redvelvet videos just to spot Joys awesome ass,its really great
ReplyDeleteI'm following Bom's fap advice: it's just a single schizophrenic girl, so you can fap to the 100% of her videos. As a bonus the jail sentence for pedophilia is reduced to one fifth.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or does seulgi look kinda like lee hwijae's wife?
ReplyDeleteYeri's color is VIOLET i think, and i'm pretty sure not blonde. And hey i got all right!!
ReplyDeleteI lost it at 6,8 and 9. Although Joy and Seulgi were easily identifyable in all. As for the beauty paegent collage, is that a troll attempt or what??
ReplyDeleteMy humour is a lot less funny when I have to explain it.
DeleteSarcastic bitch
ReplyDeletehttp://www.allkpop.com/forums/discussion/479386/review-red-velvet-sm-vocal-visual-dance-variety-ratings
ReplyDeletesee this and u will know
Irene is the prettiest
ReplyDeleteSeulgi is the darkest
Joy is the tallest
Wendy is always smiling
and Yeri is that last bitch who everyone hate
Dude what? If you dislike Yeri the f off
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