Saturday, August 3, 2013

your very own kpop coloring book

Ever seen a picture of your favorite k-pop idol and you thought, "Why is that shit green? It'd be much better red, or purple, or black." Well now you can achieve your wildest dreams! With this patented "Thing-that-makes-stuff-black-and-white" you can make any and all of your favorite k-pop idols be wearing blackface all the time!

Why does CL have skeleton fingers? Who cares!?

Saturday Shitfest #9



Ailee is set to make her Japanese debut next month. Sounds like a bad idea to me, unless Ailee learns to start squealing when she sings about tentacle monsters.

Just a reminder, Zaku will be livestreaming again tonight at 5 PM PST (-7 GMT).

Friday, August 2, 2013

The GD Instagram "Scandal" -- More Evidence of Fangirls Using Confirmation Bias to Prove Stupid Shit

I had to throw my 2 cents in here because fangirls are getting especially retarded, and with all the traffic hitting this article, I might as well write up a response to it all. That, and I'm fucking pissed at all the idiocy spiraling around this case.

[NSFW] Lord Have Mercy on Us All

WHY PARK BOM WHY

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF


I WARNED YOU THIS WASN'T SAFE FOR WORK

The Twerkvasion Continues

THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME.

Twerk Queen Min opened the gates for her people, now we get the first ever OFFICIAL KPop twerking concept.



A lot more after the jump.

Thursday, August 1, 2013

G-Drayvon Martin

What's the difference between G-Dragon and a black stool? A black stool alerts you to go to a doctor right away while G-Dragon prompts some "brothas" to lynch his ass. Aside from that, they're both pieces of shit that are colored black.




You say "hnnnngh", I say "haeeeein"

I don't mind admitting it - I liked Gangkiz.  The "Lovey Dovey" rip off "Honey Honey" was great, and the spaghetti western-influenced "Mama" was even better - it actually captured underrated pop/soundtrack producer Ennio Morricone's melodic and harmonic choices instead of just lifting his most well-known sound effects and square-pegging them into the round hole of k-pop melody, rhythm and harmony (most recent example of the latter: BEG's "Kill Bill").  Sure, they were just a bunch of models, they sunk like a stone commercially, their CEO is nuts, but like I give a fuck about any of that stuff if the songs are this good.  All that other shit is their problem, not mine.  Maybe no-one else bought that "Mama" mini-album but I SURE DID (ask me to show you on the stream next weekend, you know you want to), and I was sad when most of the members then (understandably) flew the coop.

Oh look, I just typed out a whole paragraph about Gang Kiz without mentioning Haein's boobs.  What was I thinking.