Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Yuri/Hani Death Match

Watch this video, starting from about 3:25. Ignore Yoona, the world's most anodyne human being. Ignore Sooyoung trying and failing. Watch for about 25 seconds. I'll wait.




Monday, July 4, 2016

[MV Review] Sonamoo - "I Like U Too Much"



Sonamoo return after a year with lukewarm results.

Taeyeon - Why Dance Version


Today is Independence Day, and SM literally just released this dance version of Taeyeon's jjangbak hit "Why". SM is playing with my patriotic feelings here, knowing full well that I want a TAEXIT from SNSD so that she can enjoy her own independence from SNSD's horrid discography since 2011.

And isn't Kpop amazing when Korea can make a fucking dance MV look better than 95% of the MVs released around the world? I attribute a lot of that to Taeng's hotness, but still.

Sunday, July 3, 2016

Kpop's Most Iconic Song Intros

Kpop, to a degree infinitely greater than Western pop, is prone to appending informative introductions to their songs. And every now and then, these first ten to fifteen seconds of a song are so unbelievably ridiculous or catchy (or ridiculously catchy) that they far overshadow the remainder. Here are a few of my favourites:



Saturday, July 2, 2016

AKF Interview: Koreaboos Can Now be Koreans


Hey everyone, our society has degraded to the point to where I can't make fun of Koreaboos any longer because everyone can identify whatever the fuck as they want. Here, I interview a fat, white American girl who thinks she's now Korean. Fuck our society.


Friday, July 1, 2016

Fancam Appreciation: Twice's Nayeon in the Rain



The fancam appreciation has been hiatus for a little while, but I saw Nayeon being all wet and had to share.

Normally she's probably only used to being this wet when she has Momo, Mina and Sana tied up with their legs spread apart. "You three are going to atone for the sins of your ancestors," says Nayeon as she continuously makes the three Japanese girls squirt all over herself.