Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 27

Well my FISHies! It is 2013 now. Time for another full year of listening to stupid fangirls online!

Sorry that this first Stupid Things Fangirls Utter post is posted so late. I was busy with life and sifting through the e-mails of submissions. 

Shall we begin?

This is why we should prevent fangirls from procreating.
To be honest, I thought dirty fanfiction truly was the only kind out there. Sexfic anon, please come back!
This is really funny. Until you realize there are girls that actually bring marriage certificates to fan meets.
You all know who you are.

So, not going to lie. I really love "your ecards". I find many of them hilarious, witty, and quite charming to be honest. These are some of my favourite fangirl themed ones. I find them very true of most K-pop fans.

Critical STFUs will begin again next week. I just thought I would resume this weekly feature again with something nice. =)

Love you all and happy new year again,
- Shinbi

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  1. Replies
    1. OTP stands for One True Pairing. It's basically someone's favourite pairing of people. Every K-Pop fangirl has one.

    2. "oppa tortures pussies" - beautiful.

    3. Some OTPs are plainly batshit crazy. Fact!

  2. @Sogambut Boys Projk is right. I have one and it's Krisber. Bringing marriage certificates to fan meets is creepy and embarrassing. Do fanboys do this too, or do they just drag them off stage and down the aisle a la Taeyeon?

    1. That guy oddly looked like the chain-smoker running the ink store next door to my dad's office back in Korea. It must have been him.

      Which in that case, holy shit.

      Fanboys could just bring giant posters of themselves naked with an attached edited picture of their beloved idols also naked or wearing bikinis.

  3. lol come to think of it I don't even have an otp.... Sure I have that one or two pairing I'd like to see do unspeakable things to each other but who doesn't? lol.


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