Saturday, November 21, 2015

CL - Hello Bitches

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Whatever you're doing, stop what you're doing and watch this MV right now. It is the best thing you'll have seen in a while.



I am dead fucking serious by that statement.

No, it's not because the music video is any good. It's so embarrassingly bad that you'll end up laughing. I couldn't stop laughing while watching this music video. Add that with a song equally as terrible and I haven't been this entertained by a music video in a while.

This is a perfect storm of everything being so terrible that I can't stop repeating the music video. You have CL trying to act like a badass and recruiting some ghetto rats and white trash to make herself appear more authentic, but all she did was surround herself with a crew of women equally as embarrassing as her.

The song is awful, continuing with mainstream hiphop's sad, sad decline. This is another song from YG that you'll wish you would have never listened to, except that this one is bad enough that you have to play it again to see if it really is that bad.

The choreography was really bad, and I lost it when that UCAAD started twerking.

Everything is so bad that a review would not do this music video justice. It's something you have to experience for yourself.

Rating based on quality: 0/10
Rating based on entertainment value: 10/10 watch it again

30 comments:

  1. katinggangsengNovember 21, 2015 at 7:30 PM

    hey, i played it twice and now the roaches in my house are all gone.. thanks!!

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  2. UnknownNovember 21, 2015 at 7:47 PM

    It's fun to laugh at how contrived CL's image is.

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  3. UnknownNovember 21, 2015 at 7:51 PM

    I watched the MV once and was going to try a second time but I couldn't get my ears and eyes to stop bleeding.

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  4. UnknownNovember 21, 2015 at 7:52 PM

    I watched the MV once and was going to try a second time but I couldn't get my ears and eyes to stop bleeding.

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  5. Sunmi's Anal BeadNovember 21, 2015 at 8:45 PM

    Fuck I stopped after one minute. No more.

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  6. Sunmi's Anal BeadNovember 21, 2015 at 8:45 PM

    Fuck I stopped after one minute. No more.

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  7. GONENovember 21, 2015 at 10:15 PM

    The music video is fucking horrendous. I listened to the song before watching the video and thought it was at least tolerable but the video took away any (be it little) redeemable qualities the song ever had. No. Just no.

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  8. gumdeoNovember 21, 2015 at 11:20 PM

    Hilarious. Hello (Basic) Bitches is a comedy masterpiece.

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  9. NoNovember 22, 2015 at 1:47 AM

    Truly it's everything wrong with western pop and glorifies it.

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  10. AnonymousNovember 22, 2015 at 8:30 AM

    1:45 - weirdest shit ever.
    "Ok, now you girls twerk and you CL just... tap their asses"
    "Like this?"
    "A bit harder... Action!"

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  11. UnknownNovember 22, 2015 at 11:30 AM

    I don't understand the strong reaction to this I kind of like it

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  12. Victorias_mingeNovember 22, 2015 at 1:07 PM

    Better then Dr.Pepper, visually good, cl looks hot, the backup dancers are cute their twerking is fine,the choreography is good. the song is ehhh but not horrible. Its a fine song not good or great but fine.

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  13. Fany PackNovember 22, 2015 at 3:01 PM

    So many crimes against hair. Why does someone hate hair so much?

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  14. 364LeinadNovember 23, 2015 at 4:31 AM

    I've made better choices in homemade sex tapes than this video

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  15. Royale PrincetonNovember 23, 2015 at 1:35 PM

    I just lost 3:34 minutes of my life that I will never get back thanks to AKF's recommendation.

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  16. arimasenNovember 23, 2015 at 4:16 PM

    While CL actually looks pretty good and her weirdly colored hair is on point IMHO everything else is a stinking pile of shit mess

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  17. GENOS@IDNovember 24, 2015 at 5:35 AM

    Well, at least it got you clicking the repeat button, unlike the notorious IGAB.

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  18. DecimNovember 24, 2015 at 8:48 PM

    CL looks okay but fuck the dancers looks so ugly

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  19. MienaNovember 25, 2015 at 9:15 PM

    I tried, but I couldn't make it all the way through. Too painful.

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  20. RealJWNovember 27, 2015 at 6:37 AM

    This video reminds me to thank Korea for their plastic surgery craze

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  21. Ja DNovember 28, 2015 at 3:51 AM

    Would have preferred it if she had stuck with Asian Bitches.

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  22. AnonymousNovember 30, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    The dancers are Parris Goebel, who is the coreographer too and her Request Crew, they are the best dancers of NZ. If you do not know about dance so why do you talk sh*t.

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    1. AnonymousDecember 8, 2015 at 1:24 AM

      In this vid, they DEFINITELY outshone AND outdanced CL.

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  23. AnonymousDecember 4, 2015 at 2:37 AM

    the back-up dancers are so fugly

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    1. AnonymousDecember 8, 2015 at 1:23 AM

      Reason why the backup dancers have bad hair and makeup is obviously so that CL can be the prettiest ain't it?

      Anyway, I actually am ok with the song, except...
      I have no desire to EVER see 3:03 - 3:11 EVER AGAIN.

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  24. UnknownDecember 14, 2015 at 11:02 PM

    A wonderful song.

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  25. AnonymousDecember 18, 2015 at 1:04 PM

    But the dancers & choreo are the only decent things out of this mess tho...

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  26. UnknownJune 4, 2016 at 4:42 PM

    mehh..dont get what ppl are so pissy about it & keep bringing up her "ugliness"
    the beat was chill, the dancers are cool/funky, makeup on point.
    it was entertaining, wat else do u want :P

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