Achieve your dreams: Put Choa in your mouth every day. |
I'm already planning to order the whole set. I'll use Yuna for my daily brushing, Jimin for special occasions like vacation, I'll attach Choa to a gold mount so I can stare at it all day, and Chanmi can help me clean around the grout in the bathroom.
- AOA toothbrushes exist — what an age we live in.
They reacted similarly when they saw Jay Park live in concert. |
- Daesung admits G-Dragon would be the Big Bang member he'd date, also reveals highly disturbing trend of people calling him Daejelina.
- Jessica tells Marie Claire about her post-Girls' Generation life. It's basically, "I'm free at last."
- EXID, Hyosung, and more react to high-calorie sandwich. Funny faces ensue.
- G-Dragon is a big weirdo like T.O.P. I'm beginning to think Big Bang is just obsessed with themselves.
- Naver poll ranks best rising male idol rapper. Does your oppa make the cut? Short answer: Unlikely.
- And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: Someone really hates Red Velvet and really loves socks with sandals. This isn't the dumbest story of the week, but it's definitely the worst photoshoot I've seen in a while.
Why did this happen, and who can I call to voice my displeasure? |
I know the joke has already been made but I'm going to say it any way. This is our one chance to have Choa in our mouths,
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised KBS and SBS hasn't been boycotted yet.
ReplyDeletei'd squirt my toothpaste all over Seolhyun's teeth
ReplyDeleteOfficial merchandise is one of the best ways to make money, go for it.
ReplyDeletePoor Chanmi </3
ReplyDeleteCould be worse. Could be Youkyung
DeleteThere's actually a Youkyung toothbrush. You just have to dig it out from the back of your bathroom cabinet.
DeleteI feel like her's would be the kind of toothbrush where you open the packet and then close it back up
DeleteSTD toothbrushes?
ReplyDeleteThat's cold, No.
DeleteNothing wrong with socks and sandals together.
ReplyDeleteDo they brush their teeth before or after the dick sucking session? Things I wonder!...
ReplyDeleteGood thing they only weigh like 85 pounds or I'd feel bad for that amp.
ReplyDeleteIf that was Apink's toothbrush promo photo, they'd be faux giving head to those things (innocently, of course). ;)
ReplyDeleteI saw a shared link of AOA official toothbrush announcement exactly as in the Koreaboo link except AOA official had it was misspelled as "teethbrush." Anyone else see that? Anyone else wonder why the hell we call it toothbrush and not teethbrush?