Fapcams Madness 3: 'Wiggle Wiggle'

It's ime for fapcams of "Wiggle Wiggle," which almost perfectly fits the spirit of this series.

I had a hard time choosing an "original" fancam, but after quite some time, I decided to use this one:

Why Seoyoung and not Alice or any other member? Simple:

1. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
2. Her facial expressions makes everything better. (This skill would make her AV goddess.)


Let's see if any of the "covers" is better than the "original."

10. Sara (사라) from Scarlet (스칼렛) [150618]

Choreography:

Completely average

5/10

Outfit: 

Something an average girl could wear, but the graphic on her blouse is horrible :3

6/10 

Dancer: 

Body: I would call her average by Korean "celebrity" standards. There's booty, but it's not a really good one, and her boobs — I assume she has them, but I would guess ... A?
6/10

Face: She's definitely not ugly, but on the other hand, she's not really noteworthy.
6/10

6/10

Fan service:

Watching her doesn't give me a boner, but it doesn't kill one.

5/10

Overall rating: 

5.5/10

9. Suyeon (수연) from BMS [150308]

Choreography:

Well, it wasn't that bad.

6/10

Outfit: 

Abomination! Who in their right mind thought it was good idea to dress her like that?!

5/10 

Dancer: 

Body: From what I can see, she looks OK ‐ your average k-pop body.
7/10

Face: If her face were a bit skinnier, she would look hot.
6/10

6,5/10

Fan service:

Average, but she has some brilliant moments.

6/10

Overall rating: 

5.875/10

8. Unknown girl from Shasa (샤샤) [150731]

Choreography:

I don't know what to say, meaning I can't find any major faults. On the other hand, this whole performance was mediocre.

6/10

Outfit: 

Micro shorts are always welcome.

7/10 

Dancer: 

Body: Nice body, especially her ass with its nice wiggle, and she has nice proportions (except for her waist :3 )
7/10

Face: I don't know what's wrong with her face. It's either really bad makeup or bad PS (bad meaning close to Park Bom bad).
6/10

6.5/10

Fan service:

She doesn't really look interested in the audience (or anything else), which is a bit of a boner killer.

5/10

Overall rating: 

6.125/10

7. SeolHwa (설화) from Witch Girl (위치걸) [150613]

Choreography:

She had really high wiggle-potential, but nothing came out of it. 

6/10

Outfit: 

Love those shorts! It's overall a nice outfit, which nicely accentuates her ASSets.

7/10 

Dancer: 

Body: I think of all the fapcams in this edition, she has the best hip-to-waist ratio ... also a tight gap with "honey thighs" is rare sight.
8/10

Face: A bit plain and IMHO too chubby face
6/10

7/10

Fan service:

Really close to killing my boner, but she managed to keep me interested.

6/10

Overall rating: 

6,5/10

6. Seongae (성애) from Rose Queen (로즈퀸) [150525]

Choreography:

Sometimes, she doesn't try hard enough, and sometimes she tries too hard :3

6/10

Outfit: 

Nice. Black and white strips (Illuminati!) enhance her assets.

7/10 

Dancer: 

Body: Your typical k-pop body achieved through diet + a bit of exercising. She has an average ass, average boobs ... pretty much everything about her is average. But that makes her stand out because her body is nicely balanced.
7/10

Face: She could look better, but her make-up artist is a bitch ... though it's still not that bad.
7/10

7/10

Fan service:

Not yet a boner killer, but sometimes it was close, well, and sometimes it looked nice.

6/10

Overall rating: 

6.5/10

5. Kim JinAh (김진아) from Lotte Giants Cheerleaders (롯데 자이언츠 치어리더) [150704]

Choreography:

Completely fine, but it could be a lot better considering her wiggle potential.

6/10

Outfit: 

Cheerleaders outfits are rarely a bad thing. This one is quite nice, and the top kinda looks like it's held by garter belt.

7/10 

Dancer: 

Body: Nice! She has a nicely balanced body, but nothing really stands out and could be called "average" (even though there's quite a nice wiggle).
7/10

Face: I can't say anything bad about her face except for one thing: She kinda looks like she's 17 years old, and that makes fapping to her a bit creepy.
7/10

7/10

Fan service:

As a cheerleader, she's really experienced in controlling her face and making it look like she's having fun.

7/10

Overall rating: 

6.75/10

4. DoHee (도희) from BMS [150509]

Choreography:

Wiggle wise — the best attempt!

7/10

Outfit: 

This outfit is an abomination. They should burn her cordi at the stake ... though the fabric of her "shorts" enhances her wiggle and that's a big plus.

6/10 

Dancer: 

Body: I'm pretty sure Korean girls would call her chubby (or even fat), but guys would pray to her ASSets.
8/10

Face: Innocent looking and kinda childish, she would fit right in in a group like G-Friend or Lovelyz.
7/10

7.5/10

Fan service:

I appreciate her determination.

7/10

Overall rating: 

6.875/10

3. Jini (지니) from Rose Queen (로즈퀸) [150601]

Choreography:

It's a pleasant surprise how well she uses her modest assets. This is one of the best attempts!

7/10

Outfit: 

Nice. Black and white strips (Illuminati!) enhance her assets (and in her case, that's a must).

7/10 

Dancer: 

Body: Before I rated her 7/10, but I must change that because earlier I didn't notice how fine her ASSet is (petite but still really nice).
8/10

Face: As I said before, she looks like a "prettier" Namjoo, but she's still too similar to Namjoo to call her "pretty."
6/10

7/10

Fan service:

Seems like nothing special, but really fits this song/choreo.

7/10

Overall rating: 

7/10

2. Som (솜) from Laysha (레이샤) [150512]

Choreography:

She has a nice booty, but somehow, she can't seem to use this potential to the fullest in this choreo. What a shame ... 

7/10

Outfit: 

Your typical "slutty k-pop girl group" outfit

7/10 

Dancer: 

Body: Nice! Her booty is first class, and with her thin waist, creates great proportions ... and boobs also look OK, though I suspect heavy padding.
8/10

Face: Looks nice and has potential, but I believe her makeup artist hates her.
7/10

7.5/10

Fan service:

Normally, that kind of behavior would border on "boner killer," but it fits this song surprisingly well.

7/10

Overall rating: 

7.125/10





And the winner is ...









... once again ...

1. SeonAh (선아) from dance group Two L (투엘) [150319]

Choreography:

Really good, there's nothing bad I can say.

7/10

Outfit: 

The white shorts and white top were a nice combination with her toned body, and the top can bring some S&M associations.

8/10 

Dancer: 

Body: Nice booty and boobs (although they are on the modest side). One of the best balanced bodies in "k-pop" I've seen so far.
9/10

Face: As I mentioned before, she kinda looks like Anda.
8/10

8.5/10

Fan service:

Not her best attempt that day :3

6/10

Overall rating: 

7.375/10

I fapped, and so should you!

It's a shame Bambino didn't cover this one :3