Types of Fans

If you're new to Kpop, you might have heard people here and there talking about how crazy Kpop fans can be. But you may not know what the fuck is going on. If that's the case, then this article, my friend, is for you. If you aren't really new to Kpop and know all about retarded fans, then get ready to nod your head and relate.

So without further adieu, let's go through the types of fans, more specifically, types of Kpop fans, because we don't give two shits about anything that's not Kpop in this blog.

1. The Creepy Fan

The Creepy Fans are the fans that are well ... creepy. They are usually extremely weird, socially awkward, and look a lot like this most of the time:

These are the types of fans that would probably pick up a tissue full of their bias' snot and lock it up in a safe in their room and wipe their face with it every night, or study a hair that fell out of their bias' head under a microscope, or lick the urinal they peed in, or some other weird shit like that. These are the fans that will probably grow up to be serial killers. They are usually female. 

In short, Yandere bitches.

Luckily enough for most of us, they are quite rare to see, but they DO exist, here's proof. 

2. The Horny Fan

Usually both male and female, these are the fans that are just always horny. Literally. They are usually very pornographic and will not hesitate to reveal their sexual fantasies. Kind of like HYSF, And this guy.

I think the Creepy Fan would be more fitting for this guy, though.

As for the female horny fans, they are even weirder. They can have the most bizarre sexual fantasies you will ever see. For example, there are tumblr blogs completely dedicated to Sehun's neck and collarbone, or Kai's crotch, or Baekhyun's hands (notice how these are all EXO related, *cough cough* EXO-Ls) or some other painfully specific shit like that. They can have the weirdest fucking fetishes. I once saw this comment, which I unfortunately did not screenshot, talking about wanting Jackson from GOT7 to, and I quote, "shove his cute bunny teeth up my urethra." Aside from the fact that this is physically impossible (according to my knowledge) unless he actually pulls his teeth out and shoves it up her urethra, the whole image just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. 

3. The Overly-Hyper Fan/The Fangirl

The nice way to say future sasaengs or sasaengs. These are the hardcore, die-hard fans we all know about. Usually pre-pubescent teenage girls, these are the fans that have their Caps-lock button permanently on and literally go crazy over everything. Their bias could post a completely blank picture on Instagram, and they'd be the ones in the comments like "OMG OPPA YOU'RE SO HANDSOME." You could say they are the hybrid children of the creepy fans and the horny fans, with a little bit of sexually frustrated added to the mix. They are crazy protective, crazy obsessive, and basically just ... crazy. Once encountered, DO NOT ENGAGE. 

4. The "Cool" Fan

This fan acts all "cool" on social media and acts like they don't give a shit about a lot of stuff, but deep inside, they might. They aren't really crazy and they know how to control themselves, but nothing's gonna stop them from reading those smutty fanfics under the sheets. It is usually safe to interact with such fans. They are quite common, too. The cool fans are also the people you usually see hating on other types of fans, trying to be all "different" and shit but the truth is ... they aren't. I see them all the fucking time on tumblr, and it's getting kinda lame. The tumblr page "Unpopular Kpop" is basically infested in them. They just try really hard to seem "smarter" and "more mature" than others (Not gonna lie, I can be one of those, sometimes).

5. The Not-A-Fan Fan

Precisely — they're not really "fans." They can listen to music without obsessing hard over it or giving two fucks about the members or their personalities.

Also, they don't really exist, to my knowledge.

6. The Hater Fan

Fans that will find anything, ANYTHING to hate on. Basically, they're little bitches with their panties high up their asses. It's usually useless fighting with such fans, which people seem to do anyway, fortunately for the entertainment of others.

7. The Observer

These are the smarter fans out there — they don't go around boasting about their smartass opinions, but rather, keeping them to themselves. These are the people at the back eating popcorn while others fight over mundane shit. They feed off the pain and anger of others; they are the maniacs behind the keyboard. They usually don't give a shit about a lot of stuff.

So those are all the types of fans I could think of, since I don't really ... think much. I hope you found this educational! Let me know if I missed any and comment below what type of fan YOU think you are. I was actually planning on making a quiz but realized it was a lot of work and eventually got lazy. So, I made a poll instead, and you can tick "Other" and type in your own answer.

What type of fan do you think you are?

The Creepy Fan

The Horny Fan

The Overly-Hyper Fan/The Fangirl

The "Cool" Fan

The Not-A-Fan Fan

The Hater Fan

The Observer

Other

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