Best of the Worst: March 19, 2015

The struggle continued for the f(x) fandom this week as SM announced that Red Velvet's fanclub will get a name less than a year after the group's debut.

Look at them walk all over your faves. 

Fans of f(x) naturally got indignant at the news as their own group's fanclub has yet to get a name after six years.


This is why you don't piss off your boss, kids.

Best of the Worst: March 12, 2015

Hello again, friends, haters and social misfits! The week was a standout one for Clara. She avoided a lawsuit with advertisers, the CEO of Polaris Entertainment was arrested, and she released this book:

Available at a grocery checkout near you

The Best of the Worst: Jan. 29, 2015

Hola, everyone! We're back with more kpop hearsay and conjecture. This week, we've got an idol rumored to have left their company, someone lying about her age, and an idol who loves pussy a little too much for one reporter.

[MV] Clara ft. Yasu's Big Stinky Shit Sandwich [FEAR]

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Clara wants to play a, "stupid asshole character"

There's a long history of butts and first pitches.

Everyone's favorite person who was shamed off the internet for saying shit that don't make sense made news today for saying shit that makes perfect sense.

AKP summed up the story by saying she wanted to play a dumb, ditzy type character. 

"So far, I did variety programs and dramas, but now I want to try movies . . . I want to try the role of a slightly air headed ditz.  I want to do a role that will entertain people."

I'm pretty sure she's already provided more entertainment without actually trying than she ever purposefully could.

Could that be why she quit "writing to focus more on acting?"

Here's a freebie, send checks to my agent.

Clara Can't Catch a Break

Much maligned semi-celebrity Clara has been dragged up and down the figurative mud by netizens, but it's fairly obvious now why. Dem bitches be jelly of Clara's pussy game.

Dem lips, dat jaw

Ra Tang Clan Ain't Nothin' Ta Fuck Wit'

There's been a lot of controversy surrounding individuals and groups with names ending in "-ra" lately, but this ain't shit to them. All the "-ra" folks banded together to form the new super clique known as the Ra Tang Clan, and they ain't scared of no netizen fucks.

How did they all come together?

1. [+544, -68] Clara, KARA, T-ara, Hara. All of the 'Ra' are fu*king rude, it seems.

That's when I realized, "Damn Korea, you have no fucking idea." RUDE? I think not.

Mo' Titties, Mo' Problems

I'm starting to sound like a broken record here, but I have to stand up for the rights of titties everywhere. When people just continue to poop on any well-endowed girl who dares expose her cleavage in front of a camera, I get really mad. Yadda yadda jealous fatties, yadda yadda unfair, yadda yadda titties are good doe, you know the drill.  Latest victim?

Clara. She's an actress if you didn't know.