Sunday Shitpost #20

Joy puts Sungjae into a (semi) piledriver position as she gets ready to massage his anus in today's Sunday Shitpost.



News Story #1: Sungjae gets a massage from Joy, instantly regrets it

Of course, being a family show and all, that scene was cut from the broadcast.

News Story #2: Sistar doing the same shit over and over

*yawns* Another boring summer comeback from Sistar. It's hard to believe that "Alone," their last song that I actually gave two fucks about, came out four years ago.

News Story #3: Key's tired of sasaengs

you can't call yourself a fan you poor people it was 6am , 최근 미친듯이 메신저 와 전화에 시달리고 있는데 이건 정말 모욕적이고 참을 수가 없네요 , 제전화를 600개의 메세지로 채워주신 다른 분들도 이런일 그만하시길 바랍니다 .

A photo posted by KEY (@bumkeyk) on Apr 23, 2016 at 6:39pm PDT

Being a sasaeng is a mental illness. While they do deserve to be made fun of time to time, at this point there just has to be something mentally wrong with these type of people.

News Story #4: allkpop sensationalizes headline for view -- a first in history

For those of you who still don't want to read anything on allkpop, this is the video in the article. They titled it "April Yena's opening pitch at Nexen Heroes game is one of the worst in history". Sure, it sucked, but one of the worst in history? At least she threw the ball in the vicinity of home plate. I as expecting some Jessica-level shit here.

Oh well, allkpop won in the end. They got me to read the article. Joke is on them though since I use adblock.

아저씨's story: Hani is extremely pretty.