With 40 grams of sugar in each 20 oz. bottle, you can become a fat whore in no time if you drink as much Sprite as Suzy does! To ensure that you don't burn off those carbohydrates, spend all day sitting at your computer reading allkpop (since you say they are the "fastest" and you need instant news updates about Korean idols) and commenting on Netizen Buzz in your vain attempt to become a kimchi faggot. You may not have been born with the kimchi faggotry like I have, but you can work hard at it, and eventually you can attain true kimchi faggotry by making lame T-ara jokes and worshiping Won Bin. You can do all of this while drinking bottle after bottle of Sprite to become a fatty like Suzy.
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Wanna be a Fat Whore like Suzy?
With 40 grams of sugar in each 20 oz. bottle, you can become a fat whore in no time if you drink as much Sprite as Suzy does! To ensure that you don't burn off those carbohydrates, spend all day sitting at your computer reading allkpop (since you say they are the "fastest" and you need instant news updates about Korean idols) and commenting on Netizen Buzz in your vain attempt to become a kimchi faggot. You may not have been born with the kimchi faggotry like I have, but you can work hard at it, and eventually you can attain true kimchi faggotry by making lame T-ara jokes and worshiping Won Bin. You can do all of this while drinking bottle after bottle of Sprite to become a fatty like Suzy.
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I'm drinking coke right now. Does it also count?
ReplyDeleteThey go from Clara to this Pig?
ReplyDeletethe sprinkler system has gone off for a reason, those people are endangering their lives staying on that tram
ReplyDeletePretty sure that is per 8oz serving, not per bottle.
ReplyDeleteYes to that commercial.
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ReplyDeletesuzy <3
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ReplyDeleteAnyone else notice the bottles aren't even opened?
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ReplyDeleteWhy the hate for suzy?
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