Ayy mang |
- Big Bang's Seungri parties with "beautiful and voluptuous woman" in Taiwan. This can only end messily.
- Yunho and Jaejoong interact in public, panties moisten.
- iKON's Bobby (saranghaeyo!) tries to bring back sagging jeans. Just when you think the boy can't get more fug, he proves you wrong.
- Awkwardly titled article lists "17 Times G-Dragon Lived His Best Life." Translation: "Guysss, G-Dragon is, like, the richest person I've ever stalked on Instagram." In similar "news," GD gives swanky present to ghoul friend.
- And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: "SM FAMILY reacts to XXTRA HOT Cheetos." Yes, that's a real thing. No, I don't know why.
Personally, I'd prefer "SM FAMILY reacts to XXTRA HOT ass."
Seungri's goal is to jizz on someone's tits from every Asian country.
ReplyDeleteThat is a good goal to have.
And he's making such progress.
DeleteSuch an unsatisfactory state of affairs for the party of the tits.
DeleteI keep thinking Amber's a boy in Shinee...
ReplyDeleteShe'd probably fit in that group a lot better, though I imagine Key's eye-rolling would increase tenfold.
DeleteKey is just jealous Amber is manlier than him.
DeleteHide your daughters, Seungri is cumming
ReplyDelete;D
Deletei would like to see Seungri fucking Seulgi,
ReplyDeletejust a ramdon tought that i have everytime i remember their names are similar.
I read that as "i would like to see Seungri fucking Seungri." And I think that's the way Seungri would have liked it.
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