The next song will be Crazy. I was always a fan of 4minute (Jiyoon <3) and Crazy is a really good song, so it was pure pleasure to "research" those fancams.
But first, let's look at the original (I chose Sohyun, one, because she has the best outfit/choreography)
... after going (again) through ~30 pages of YouTube results, watching 100+ fancams and fapping for God knows how many times, I have finally chosen the 10 best fancams ...
So, let's start!
10. Ahyoung (아영) from Love Cubic (러브큐빅) [150321]
Choreography:
Well it wasn't that bad.
6/10
Outfit:
I would give it more but it's so mismatched that even nice view of cleavage isn't helping.
6/10
Dancer:
Body: Nice boobs (nice push-up), but no waist D:.
7/10
7/10
Face: She definitely should change her make-up artist.
6/10
6/10
6.5/10
Fan service:
Overall rating:
Not bad, you can tell she enjoys herself + staring at her own boobs is nice.
7/10
Overall rating:
6.375/10
9. Seongae (성애) from Rose Queen (로즈퀸) [150601]
Choreography:
Well it wasn't bad.
7/10
Outfit:
Nice! Black and white strips (Illuminati!) are enhancing her assets.
7/10
Dancer:
Body: Your typical k-pop body achieved through diet + a bit of exercising.
7/10
7/10
Face: Could be worse
6/10
6/10
6.5/10
Fan service:
Overall rating:
At some point I started to wonder if she really wanted to be there and that's to a certain extent a boner killer.
6/10
Overall rating:
6,625/10
7. Sunmi (선미) from Rose Queen (로즈퀸) [150406]
Choreography:
Good (seriously, I have no idea what I should write when there's nothing to whine about D:. )
7/10
Outfit:
Black and White stripes together with fake corset! Not only improves visuals of her body but also brings some SM feel.
7/10
Dancer:
Body: Again, nothing to whine about apart from modesty of everything.
7/10
7/10
Face: Finally a girl with face that's easy on the eyes!
7/10
7/10
7/10
Fan service:
Overall rating:
Well, at least she tried for short time.
6/10
Overall rating:
6.75/10
7. Hyeri (혜리) from Wait A Minute (웨잇어미닛) [150411]
Choreography:
Well... that was nice.
7/10
Outfit:
Seems plain, but with her body you don't really need much to look good, and combining black with red is always good idea.
7/10
Dancer:
Body: More on the "plus size" side and thanks to that, her dance moves are upgraded.
8/10
8/10
Face: Better make-up than before but still she looks like an ahjuma.
6/10
6/10
7/10
Fan service:
Overall rating:
Smiling and having fun on stage always works. When a girl smiles on stage it's easier to fap to her (unless you have some fucked up "rape" fetish or something.)
7/10
Overall rating:
6.75/10
6. Jini (지니) from Rose Queen (로즈퀸) [150525]
Choreography:
Nothing to write about. :3
7/10
Outfit:
Nice! Black and white strips (Illuminati!) are enhancing her assets (and in her case that's a must.)
7/10
Dancer:
Body: Nice and fit: That's what I like even though it's modest in size.
7/10
7/10
Face: Well as i said before, she looks like a "prettier" Namjoo.
6/10
6/10
6,5/10
Fan service:
Overall rating:
I like how she's coquetting the audience by making "sexy" faces.
7/10
Overall rating:
6.875/10
5. Suhyeon (수현) from Wait A Minute (웨잇어미닛) [150520]
Choreography:
Her assets make it look much better that it really is.
7/10
Outfit:
You can't go wrong with skin-tight body suits.
7/10
Dancer:
Body: I'll say that she has one of the best butts in korea and Zaku loves her (obviously Eunsol is much, much, much better.)
9/10
9/10
Face: ...almost a boner killer!
5/10
5/10
7/10
Fan service:
Overall rating:
She fits her Hyunah role very well and you can tell she tries hard.
7/10
Overall rating:
7/10
4. Minji (민지) from Switch (스위치) [150419]
Choreography:
Once again I have nothing to say.
7/10
Outfit:
I've seen it before (but why they had to put on her that awful jacket D: ).
8/10
Dancer:
Body: Your typical k-pop body.
7/10
7/10
Face: So far she's the prettiest one :D.
7/10
7/10
7/10
Fan service:
Overall rating:
She tries hard and sometimes it works.
7/10
Overall rating:
7,25/10
3. Choim (초임) from Rosemass (로즈매스) [150515]
Choreography:
Almost perfect!
8/10
Outfit:
7/10
Dancer:
Body: She's completely fine, nice ass, boobs, etc., there are better bodies, but not many that well "balanced".
7/10
7/10
7.5/10
Fan service:
Overall rating:
I could fap to it for days and her wet hair, constant eye contact, laugh, sexy/cute faces would never bore me, (like I wrote before, she reminds me Seoyoung in that matter).
8/10
Overall rating:
7.625/10
2. Jihyun (지현) from Two L (투엘) [150331]
Choreography:
Now that's what I call good dancing.
8/10
Outfit:
SEE-THROUGH. <3
8/10
Dancer:
Body: Almost perfect! Really nice boobs (I suspect a lot of push-up), but ass need some work.
8/10
8/10
Face: I gave her 8/10 because i believe that under that awful make-up, beautiful face is hidden.
8/10
8/10
8/10
Fan service:
Overall rating:
Determination and professionalism! I bet she enjoys when guys fap to her.
7/10
Overall rating:
7.75/10
And the winner is ...
And the winner is ...
1. SeonAh (선아) from dance group Two L (투엘) [150319]
Choreography:
Well together with Jihyun, the best attempt! Really nice moves in the lower body.
8/10
Outfit:
The white shorts and white top were a nice combination with her toned body, and the top can bring some SM associations (leash/collar).
8/10
Dancer:
Body: Nice booty and boobs (although they are on the modest side). One of the best balanced bodies in "k-pop" i seen so far.
9/10
9/10
Face: As i mentioned before, she kinda looks like Anda.
8/10
8/10
8,5/10
Fan service:
Overall rating:
I appreciate people who work hard, and don't kill my boner.
7/10
Overall rating:
7.875/10
I fapped, and so should you!
This song is so fucking bad.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately I also can't fap to the erratic choreography.
Sohyun is much improved recently.
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